MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – In an effort to appeal to moderate and left-leaning voters this fall, Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance took a page from former President Barack Obama by releasing his very own top 15 books that he read in 2024.

“From what I’ve gathered, leftists like people who are woke and people who read books, for whatever reason,” said Vance. “I sure as shit ain’t going woke, but I did write a book, so I don’t see any reason why the libtards won’t love me after putting together this list of some of some of the greatest books ever written.”

Vance also said that if President Trump is elected president in 2024, he’ll put together a reading list every year that will make people on both sides of the aisle quiver at the knees at how smart he is.

J.D. Vance’s favorite books of 2024

  1. Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance, the book he wrote. Sources say he reads it multiple times a year, sometimes while starring into the mirror.
  2. Trump: The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump
  3. How to Not Be Weird by Dawn McNiff
  4. All the Stolen Valor (An FBI Romance/Thriller) by Morgan Kelley
  5. The Notes: Ronald Reagan’s Private Collection of Stories and Wisdom by Ronald Reagan
  6. Bully Beans by Julia Cook and Tammie Lyon. A picture book to help kids stand up against bullying.
  7. How to Appear Normal at Social Events: And Other Essential Wisdom by Lord Birthday
  8. Confessions of a Terrible Husband: Lessons Learned from a Lumpy Couch by Nick Pavlidis
  9. How to Understand Women: The Secret Behind How They Think and What They Really Want by K. Connors
  10. Project 2025 – A Mandate for Authoritarian Leadership: The Heritage Foundation’s Conservative Promise for A Second Trump Administration by Simon Pierce
  11. Don’t Believe Everything You Think (Expanded Edition): Why Your Thinking Is The Beginning & End Of Suffering by Joseph Nguyen
  12. Dragons Love Tacos by Adam Rubin
  13. HOW TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR: A Complete Beginners Guide For Men by John Kay
  14. Boundaries of Love: Interracial Marriage and the Meaning of Race by Chinyere K. Osuji
  15. The Midwest Survival Guide: How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat . . . Everything with Ranch by Charlie Berens

Will you be adding any of these books to your TBR (To Be Read) list?

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