Local pervert caught ogling women’s breasts

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. – Local police were dispatched to the Flagstaff Mall after several women called and complained about a young pervert who they caught staring at their breasts as they walked by, minding their own business.

Dylan Christopher, 1, was escorted out of the mall after police confronted him about his lewd behavior. Sheila Christopher, Dylan’s mother, tried to convince the officers that her son meant no harm by his actions and was too young to know any better.

“My baby is just one year old and still breastfeeding,” the young mother said. “I understand that being ogled by men is uncomfortable, I’ve been in that situation more times than I’d like to remember, but he’s just a hungry baby.”

While many mothers have expressed support for Shiela after her story went viral on TikTok, other women have been quick to judge her for her apparent inability to rear a son who doesn’t view a woman’s body as nothing more than a piece of meat.

“Look, I’ve heard all the excuses before,” said Dana Schilling, 28, in a video she posted in response to the one Christopher posted. “If I don’t want men to stare at me, I shouldn’t wear a shirt that shows off my voluptuous tits, or a skirt that barely covers my ass. Well guess what? Why don’t we raise our boys and young men to respect women and to understand that a girl’s choice of clothing isn’t an excuse to sexually harass her. That baby may be too young to catcall me, but I know he was just staring at my chest thinking about how much he wants to motorboat my big, bouncy, perfect tits. All men are the same and it’s gross.”

As if to prove Shilling’s point, the comment section of Schilling’s video was filled with lewd and inappropriate comments by, you guessed it, men.

“I can see why the kid was staring, hubba hubba,” said one commenter.

“Do you have an OnlyFans? Because I would give good money to see you eat some Oreos then wash them down with those baby milkers,” said another.

Schilling has since deleted her video after the monsoon of sexually depraving comments.

As for Dylan, he was let off with a warning, advising him to keep his eyes on his mother’s breasts to avoid future conflict.