Mike Pence agrees to “do what’s right” and overturn the 2024 election

COLUMBUS, Ind. – Former Vice President Mike Pence has finally decided to fulfill the final wish of his former boss, President-elect Donald Trump, by overturning the presidential election results.

Unfortunately for Trump, Pence’s decision to finally fall in line with the MAGA cult leader comes four years too late as he’ll invalidate the election where the 34-time convicted felon (whose entire former cabinet tried to warn America that he was unfit for office) had a surprise upset victory against Vice President Kamala Harris.

“In 2021, I didn’t feel like Trump was serious about his request for me to invalidate the certification of vote, especially since he basically encouraged his followers to execute me,” said Pence. “But now, I think I finally get it. He was looking Longterm and wanted me to protect America against him in 2024.”

The decision has left many people scratching their head as to how the former Indiana governor would invalidate the election since he’s no longer vice president or the president of Congress.

“I worked closely with Donald for four years,” said Pence. “I watched, and learned, from arguably the greatest pathological liar of all time over those four years. He’s already wound up his entire base to believe our election system is flawed. I still have the contact info for a few of his Russian buddies. One text message and the Trump devout will begin calling 2024 the most rigged election of all time.”

Pence clarified that he does not want to see the events on January 6th repeat themselves, but that he understands the credible threat the six-time bankrupt businessman is to America.

“I know not everyone agrees with my politics, and that’s fine,” said Pence. “The beautiful thing about America is that we can have differences of opinion and policy but still work together to move the country forward. I think we’ve forgotten that. We need to move away from this MAGA hate mentality and learn to come together as a unified nation.”

We reached out to the Trump campaign for comment, but we’re told the president-elect was busy trying to figure out how to order Kool-Aid in bulk for his inauguration and Vance was celebrating with the couch in his Mar-a-Lago bedroom.