Author: Alexis Bedfellow
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Trump to decommission U.S.S. Constitution amid fears it might hold him accountable
RFK’s brain reinfested with worms after swimming in bacteria-filled creek
24 hours later, Trump claims he won the Papacy, blames voter fraud
Sleepy Joe Biden falls asleep in hotel room after Pope’s funeral
Trump considers declaring himself the new Pope
DOGE cuts all federal funding to save Matt Damon, saves trillions
Army Reserve FRG tapped to teach Pentagon senior leaders about OPSEC
RFK Jr. rolls a Nat 1 on charisma check for question about measles outbreak
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