Author: Bartholomew Alexander Von Fredericks III
109 Posts
Voyager I returns to work after 5 month parental leave
Man finally builds up the courage to ask his crush to prom … 38 years after graduation
Parents are warning about the dangers of this “viral” online game
4.8 magnitude earthquake the result of intern spilling coffee on secret underground DARPA experiment
CDC updates zombie survival protocol in preparation of April 8th eclipse
With promises to “spill oil in the name of democracy”, military recruiting crisis ends
Parents warn Helldivers 2 is just pro-interstellar war propaganda
NHL considers Stanley Cup redesign to attract more female fans
