Health & Wellness

RFK Jr. rolls a Nat 1 on charisma check for question about measles outbreak

February 27, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Local man gives his last fuck for a half dozen eggs

February 26, 2025 — 0 Comments

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FDA urges people to “smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em”

February 25, 2025 — 0 Comments

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FAA replaces safety guidelines with thoughts and prayers

February 18, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Thanks to Trump, everyone is now a lesbian, fulfilling every dude’s wildest dream

January 27, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Trump signs executive order for all American crops to be watered with energy drinks

January 20, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Local man has already given up on his New Years resolutions

December 31, 2024 — 0 Comments

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Local man suffering from a severe case of the Mondays

November 25, 2024 — 0 Comments

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RFK Jr. gifts President-Elect Trump a severed whale head

November 15, 2024 — 0 Comments

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Undeniable proof of God’s existence

November 10, 2024 — 1 Comment