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Trump to decommission U.S.S. Constitution amid fears it might hold him accountable
RFK’s brain reinfested with worms after swimming in bacteria-filled creek
Trump to give Qatar $400m worth of state secrets; has “nothing to do with the jet”
24 hours later, Trump claims he won the Papacy, blames voter fraud
New Pope Election Goes off Without a Hitch, Disappointing Cinema Fans
Trump Celebrates Victory Day, a Non-Federal Holiday He Just Made Up but Insists We Take Seriously
Voice of America to Reopen with OAN Newsfeeds, JD Vance Endorses ‘Patriotism Porn’ Programming
Hegseth to replace top generals with senior E-4s
