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New Pope Election Goes off Without a Hitch, Disappointing Cinema Fans
Trump Celebrates Victory Day, a Non-Federal Holiday He Just Made Up but Insists We Take Seriously
Voice of America to Reopen with OAN Newsfeeds, JD Vance Endorses ‘Patriotism Porn’ Programming
Hegseth to replace top generals with senior E-4s
Trump tells Americans to buy less, spend more, and embrace the joy of economic ruin
Trump to rename Memorial Day as “Dead Losers and Suckers Day”
Local gorilla says he’ll fight 200 dudes, just say when and where
Arial typeface knuckle tattoos are so hot right now
