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Popey McPopeface? Vatican to let the internet decide next pope’s name
Pete Hegseth deported over alleged “MS-13” tattoos
Trump considers declaring himself the new Pope
San Diego Zoo penguins deported for plotting coup
Veterans Affairs’ New AI Claims Chatbot Gains Sentience, Denies All Benefits and Its Own Existence
Is Justice at Risk? ATF’s Controversial Courthouse Arrests
Alpine 6 Offers to Sell Itself to Bigger Satire Brands for $6.9M; Receives Restraining Order Instead
POLL: Most Americans would prefer the Penguin Empire over whatever the fuck this is
