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CDC updates zombie survival protocol in preparation of April 8th eclipse
Journalist accidently proves he can be replaced by AI
Biden, Trump agree to Pay-Per-View Jello wrestling match for presidency
With promises to “spill oil in the name of democracy”, military recruiting crisis ends
A comprehensive list wild animals guys think they can beat in a fight (but can’t)
Supreme Court rules Donald Trump can’t be withheld from CO ballot, still suggests you don’t vote for him
After dominating Country music, Beyoncé looks to conquer Ska music charts next
Army senior leader unknowingly plagiarizes Toby Keith in motivational speech
