Health & Wellness

Sleepy Joe Biden falls asleep in hotel room after Pope’s funeral

April 29, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Pete Hegseth deported over alleged “MS-13” tattoos

April 23, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Trump considers declaring himself the new Pope

April 21, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

San Diego Zoo penguins deported for plotting coup

April 11, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Is Justice at Risk? ATF’s Controversial Courthouse Arrests

April 9, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

POLL: Most Americans would prefer the Penguin Empire over whatever the fuck this is

April 5, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Oswald Cobblepot warns Trump will rue the day he crossed the penguins

April 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Trump imposes 20% tariff on Middle Earth, Westeros, and the Mushroom Kingdom

April 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

DOGE cuts all federal funding to save Matt Damon, saves trillions

April 2, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Cybertrucks are the new ‘Punch Buggy’, except you beat the crap out of its driver

April 1, 2025 — 0 Comments