Politics

Trump tells Americans to buy less, spend more, and embrace the joy of economic ruin

May 6, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

Trump to rename Memorial Day as “Dead Losers and Suckers Day”

May 2, 2025 — 0 Comments

Art & Entertainment

Arial typeface knuckle tattoos are so hot right now

April 30, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

First time parents horrified to learn their pregnancy brings J.D. Vance joy

April 30, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Pete Hegseth deported over alleged “MS-13” tattoos

April 23, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

San Diego Zoo penguins deported for plotting coup

April 11, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Is Justice at Risk? ATF’s Controversial Courthouse Arrests

April 9, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

POLL: Most Americans would prefer the Penguin Empire over whatever the fuck this is

April 5, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Trump imposes 20% tariff on Middle Earth, Westeros, and the Mushroom Kingdom

April 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

DOGE cuts all federal funding to save Matt Damon, saves trillions

April 2, 2025 — 0 Comments