Author: Alexis Bedfellow
120 Posts
New law requires voters to post image of ‘I voted’ sticker on Facebook
NORAD’s GAYDAR goes wild as Trump lusts over Arnold Palmer’s massive schlong
Flat Earthers boycott James Gunn’s Superman movie over round Earth promo art
Woodchuck sets world record for most wood chucked by a woodchuck
FEMA dino-mounted search and rescue squad deployed to Florida
DARPA apologizes for its malfunctioning hurricane machine
Boyfriend: “I’ve got a banana right here for you”
Tooth fairy arrested for grave robbing
