Author: Alexis Bedfellow
108 Posts
To avoid offending anyone else, everyone gets an Olympic bronze medal
Keyboard warriors are now experts on [fill in the blank]
Anxious voters comforted knowing there’s still an older white guy on the Democratic ticket
Congress announces new Battle Pass system for citizenship
Marvel retcons Robert Downey Jr. into every MCU role
Kamala Harris scrambles to figure out what the President actually does
White House publishes “Biden Mumble Dictionary”
Trump seeks 5th graders’ guidance after shooting
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