Author: Bartholomew Alexander Von Fredericks III
103 Posts
National Guard deployed to protect Pam Bondi’s desk
JD Vance launches his own brand of eyeliner
“We traded bombs”, Trump touts Iran War as an “incredible” trade deal
Trump can’t believe Iran just attacked a U.S. base in Qatar, “totally unprovoked”
Trump fires Hegseth after military birthday parade failed to give him massive erection
Trump announces plan to fully fund the VA to help veterans at Army 250th parade
Army surpasses recruiting goal with promise of sending you as far away from U.S. as possible
Hegseth orders USNS Harvey Milk to be renamed after someone gayer
