Author: Bartholomew Alexander Von Fredericks III
109 Posts
Trump fires Hegseth after military birthday parade failed to give him massive erection
Trump announces plan to fully fund the VA to help veterans at Army 250th parade
Army surpasses recruiting goal with promise of sending you as far away from U.S. as possible
Hegseth orders USNS Harvey Milk to be renamed after someone gayer
DHS unveils new ICE Cream Truck for rounding up undocumented minors
Trump to give Qatar $400m worth of state secrets; has “nothing to do with the jet”
Hegseth to replace top generals with senior E-4s
Trump to rename Memorial Day as “Dead Losers and Suckers Day”
