Author: Bartholomew Alexander Von Fredericks III
103 Posts
Hegseth to replace top generals with senior E-4s
Trump to rename Memorial Day as “Dead Losers and Suckers Day”
Arial typeface knuckle tattoos are so hot right now
Pete Hegseth deported over alleged “MS-13” tattoos
San Diego Zoo penguins deported for plotting coup
Trump imposes 20% tariff on Middle Earth, Westeros, and the Mushroom Kingdom
Cybertrucks are the new ‘Punch Buggy’, except you beat the crap out of its driver
Hegseth apologizes for text mishap, thought he was messaging the Russians
