Author: Bartholomew Alexander Von Fredericks III
109 Posts
San Diego Zoo penguins deported for plotting coup
Trump imposes 20% tariff on Middle Earth, Westeros, and the Mushroom Kingdom
Cybertrucks are the new ‘Punch Buggy’, except you beat the crap out of its driver
Hegseth apologizes for text mishap, thought he was messaging the Russians
The U.S. is already 67.3% dumber
White House Marine sentries throw blanket party for J.D. Vance after Oval Office embarrassment
FDA urges people to “smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em”
FAA replaces safety guidelines with thoughts and prayers
