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POLL: Most Americans would prefer the Penguin Empire over whatever the fuck this is

April 5, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Oswald Cobblepot warns Trump will rue the day he crossed the penguins

April 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Trump imposes 20% tariff on Middle Earth, Westeros, and the Mushroom Kingdom

April 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

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DOGE cuts all federal funding to save Matt Damon, saves trillions

April 2, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Vance Deeply Troubled by Meme Onslaught, Finds No Solace in Fresh Eyeliner

March 31, 2025 — 0 Comments

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DOGE moves treasury funds to Musk’s personal bank account for safe keeping

February 20, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Trump says the Constitution is unconstitutional

February 19, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Trump’s new Executive Order bans that one clip from The West Wing

February 7, 2025 — 0 Comments

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Trump blames DC plane crash on Mutants, vows to disband X-Men

February 2, 2025 — 0 Comments

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White House celebrates Black History Month by reminding y’all there’s white Africans, too

February 1, 2025 — 0 Comments