Business

Trump willing to put in a good word at McDonalds for any federal employee who quits

February 5, 2025 — 0 Comments

Business

DOGE sells everyone’s personal data to payoff Musk’s Twitter debts

February 4, 2025 — 0 Comments

Art & Entertainment

The Recording Academy arrested on DEI charges after ‘Cowboy Carter’ win

February 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Trump blames DC plane crash on Mutants, vows to disband X-Men

February 2, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

White House celebrates Black History Month by reminding y’all there’s white Africans, too

February 1, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Maury Povich joins ICE raids, “you are not a citizen”

January 30, 2025 — 0 Comments

Science & Technology

Local conspiracy theorist believes chemtrails are just ‘water vapor’

January 29, 2025 — 0 Comments

Health & Wellness

Thanks to Trump, everyone is now a lesbian, fulfilling every dude’s wildest dream

January 27, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

DoD to reinstate ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ unless trans man can do more pushups than Hegseth

January 26, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

PSYOP budget boosted 300% with Hegseth as Pentagon head

January 25, 2025 — 0 Comments