Military

Trump fires Hegseth after military birthday parade failed to give him massive erection

June 16, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

For Trump’s parade the strongest army was the one holding protest signs

June 15, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Vance Torn in Custody Battle Between Feuding Billionaires Trump, Musk

June 6, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

“Make America Pregnant Again” Faces Reality Check as New Parents Struggle to Afford Daycare

June 4, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

Hegseth orders USNS Harvey Milk to be renamed after someone gayer

June 3, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Congress holds its annual dick measuring contest to kick off Pride Month

June 1, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Trump pardons Voldemort

May 31, 2025 — 0 Comments

Business

Taco Bell introduces new Cheeto-crusted chicken taco

May 29, 2025 — 0 Comments

Art & Entertainment

The Counting Crows announce they’re finally done counting crows

May 28, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Local kid celebrates late cat’s mice-hunting service this Memorial Day

May 26, 2025 — 0 Comments