Military

Trump fires Hegseth after military birthday parade failed to give him massive erection

June 16, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

For Trump’s parade the strongest army was the one holding protest signs

June 15, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

Trump announces plan to fully fund the VA to help veterans at Army 250th parade

June 14, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Vance Torn in Custody Battle Between Feuding Billionaires Trump, Musk

June 6, 2025 — 0 Comments

Home & Life

Study shows more billionaire bromances end in breakup than any other socio-economic group

June 6, 2025 — 0 Comments

Crime

Trump pardons Voldemort

May 31, 2025 — 0 Comments

Military

Trump to decommission U.S.S. Constitution amid fears it might hold him accountable

May 18, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Trump to give Qatar $400m worth of state secrets; has “nothing to do with the jet”

May 14, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

24 hours later, Trump claims he won the Papacy, blames voter fraud

May 9, 2025 — 0 Comments

Politics

Trump Celebrates Victory Day, a Non-Federal Holiday He Just Made Up but Insists We Take Seriously

May 8, 2025 — 0 Comments