White House releases AI-generated homoerotic graphic novel of Trump’s alleged 9-11 exploits

NEW YORK – Shortly after President Donald Trump’s speech at an event honoring the victims of the September 11th terrorist attacks, the White House announced it has released a Manga-style graphic novel depicting the president’s alleged story about two New York City firefighters heroically carrying him away from ground zero.

Critics were quick to point out that the graphic novel has many subtle—and many not-so-subtle—indications that the story is extremely homoerotic in nature.

“That comic book is really, really gay,” said Florence Gayle, a queer historian … and by that we mean a historian who studies the history of queer culture and not a historian who is queer. Nope, actually, we got that wrong, too. She is totally queer, too. A queer, queer historian. “To be honest, I doubt the White House intended the story to be gay, but what’s the AI supposed to think when you tell it to write a story about firefighters rescuing a man by whisking him away from danger?”

The White House was quick to respond to the allegations of homosexual activity by posting a cascade of AI-generated images of the president shirtless, with massive, bulging muscles doing a wide variety of random activities such as playing pickleball or riding a unicorn over a rainbow bridge to Dollywood with Freddie Mercury and the Village People.

“The president is totally not gay, and his 9-11 story is also not gay, no way,” said Dale Henderson during an interview at the Taboo Tattoo Parlor where he and his best friend Steve are getting shirtless images of the president tattooed on their lower back. “To say its gay is a hate crime, I think. It should be. It’s definitely sacra-sacri-it’s against my religion, n’ such.”

But even some of the most conservative voices are having a difficult time defending the very graphic, graphic novel.

“Look, I want to give the White House the benefit of the doubt, I mean, they’ve come up with some of the best rage bait memes since Eisenhower, but I have to be honest, I can’t help but question the decision making of whoever approved this for release,” said Duke Mansplain, host of the extreme right podcast, Everything Left of Me is Communist.

Some of the questionable imagery in the book include one picture of the president doing his signature fist pumping dance with objects in his hand that are … phallic in nature, squirting a white liquid everywhere. The White House claims they’re fire hoses and the President is dancing as he, single-handedly puts out the fires at the World Trade Center rubble pile. Another image is that which appears to be the President being carried away by a buff, shirtless firefighter … and they’re lips are, well, kissing. The White House said it was the President giving the brave firefighter CPR after he got hurt defending freedom from the evil, woke left mob that caused 9-11 with their terrible open border policies.

Many Democratic voices in Congress have told the White House to take down the comic as they see it as offensive, but the executive mansion has made it clear they have no intention of removing it, unlike their Border Wall Tetris clone after the Tetris company said it may take legal action.

“The White House really can’t afford another lawsuit, even though we did nothing wrong, so we took the Border Wall game down,” said a White House spokesperson familiar with the situation. “But we know artists can’t afford lawyers to sue us, so what’re people going to do about our comic? We’re not taking it down. Plus, it makes the Dumocrats really mad, which is funny.”

Despite the public outcry about the insensitive content of the comic, it has been downloaded hundreds of thousands of times and is currently ranked #1 on Pornhub under the gay/homosexual category.

You can download the comic book from the White House website, or, for a onetime payment of $5 million, you can get an NFT of the book with a “golden” cover and a digital signature from the president that totally wasn’t created with an autopen.